Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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