its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I don't think brook has ever known best
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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