this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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