I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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