i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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