Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
