Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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