So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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