Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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