So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Umm I'm too high to move.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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