What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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