It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Less talking, more tequila
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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