I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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