There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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