Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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