I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
She announced her abortion via fbk
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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