Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize