even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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