you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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