So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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