New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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