FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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