marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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