she looked like the bat from fern gully.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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