your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I am available for nakedness
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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