It was confusing and full of hummus
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I need moral support for this bender
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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