Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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