is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
i think i just lost a toe
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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