Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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