it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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