Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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