No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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