I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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