I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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