I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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