i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
