At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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