Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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