Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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