my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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