Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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