i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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