hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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