Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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