It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
