The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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