she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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