She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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