Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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