Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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