Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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