just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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