So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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