how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I pour the whiskey from now on
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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