it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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