This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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