I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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